2000 follower bonus (/ ◉ω◉ )/~~
and with this the queue is empty until pewdiepie is back doing videos.
Epic post deservs a reblog. Thank you bro for doing this =)
In honor of our success getting #killcarlalready trending last night, we’d like to review:
10 Reasons Why The Walking Dead Should Just Kill Carl
- Carl, stay in the house.
- Seriously, Carl. Stay in the house.
- Carl, I don’t want to yell but it’s the middle of the zombie apocalypse and we’re going to need you to stay close by.
- Okay, buddy. Can you be a good little sheriff and stay put? I don’t know, guard the living room. Yes, okay here’s a special hat and you are officially on duty to protect the couch cushions. Just stay in the house.
- Carl, I’d ground you but it seems a bit trite what with the hordes of Zombies outside trying to eat our faces.
- Remember what happened when another little kid wandered off alone? You were here for that.
- It’s great you’re keeping your childish rebellion alive but if one of the bad guys gets you, Daddy is going to have to shoot you in the head.
- Please, Carl. Just stay here. I’ll be right back. Protect the couch cushions. Make some lunch. Get back to doing that math homework we inexplicably cared about 4 episodes ago.
- Carl, I’m not fucking around. Please, Carl. Just stay in the house. Do this one fucking thing. Just stay in the house for the next 5 minutes.
- HAS ANYONE SEEN CARL?? HE’S NOT IN THE HOUSE.
…And I Did It
Well here i am. I never wanted to make a Tumblr, because my image of it has been skewed by hundreds of stupid teen girls, with their “OMG Tumblr <3” and their “Tumblr is my life!!1!”. It just made me hate it. But now i realize i can actually use this as a good source to share things, mostly my shitty philosophies on life that no one cares about. And to rant.
Yes. To rant. That’ll be very fun.
I guess I’ll fulfill a couple of roles, from being intelligent and offering insight on life, and by posting hilarious GIF’s of people getting punched in the dick, and sharing my music, and all kinds of shit! And i’ll fucking curse a lot. Fucking love cursing.
